A form of execution, mostly used by drug selling gangs to kill traitors or X9's
The microwave is putting someone in a pile of tires and burning them to death
The microwave is putting someone in a pile of tires and burning them to death
Person 1: "Hey remember about Tim Lopes?"
Person 2: "Yea, he was put in the Microwave for exposing illegal "body selling" clubs on tape"
Person 3 (Foreigner): "How did they fit him in a microwave?"
Person 2: "I should put "Brazilian Microwave" in urban dictionary so this doesn't happen..."
Person 2: "Yea, he was put in the Microwave for exposing illegal "body selling" clubs on tape"
Person 3 (Foreigner): "How did they fit him in a microwave?"
Person 2: "I should put "Brazilian Microwave" in urban dictionary so this doesn't happen..."
by FemboyFurryX3 May 25, 2025

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....
by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017

An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe.
An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe
by Nat -Nat November 1, 2022

This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014

Depending on region it can be know as Microwave Bord.
I woman (bird) that requires very little preparation or "heating" up
I woman (bird) that requires very little preparation or "heating" up
by DeadGrizzly July 19, 2023

by conner price December 13, 2020

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021
