Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Le Mat

Le Mat (Sometimes known as "Le Fou") is the name seen for "The Fool"'s tarot card in the Tarot of Marseilles, which is a deck of tarot cards made in France around the 17th century, in (you guessed it!) Marseilles. It comes from the Italian words: "Il Matto", literally meaning something along the lines of "The Madman".

The character arcana in the Persona series for Igor is The Fool. When you look closely at the assigned card, you will see that it says "Le Mat" on there.

by kk_a February 10, 2025

Matted Weave

what happens when maliaya doesn’t wash her hair for weeks on end

“what is going on with that matted weave, you can’t see the scalp”

by suckmyhuge February 24, 2025

Mat-stink

The smell that stays with all high school wrestlers.

Baby Jerry won't cuddle with grandpa. He still has that mat-stink from his high school wrestling days

by Gnome Loomski February 28, 2025

Mat

Mat is pronouns in Malaysia culture.But it's for teenagers only.You can call anybody mat here.

Mat where are you goin? let's have some coffee lah

by not a fat bitch November 22, 2021

Mat

Mat; Mat with one T is a man whose parents wanted to give their kid a unique name but chose the most basic name of all times.

But Mat is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He is goofy, brave and super loving. Mat if you’re googling your name like a dumby, I think you’ll realize I’m writing this. Mat is the most adorable of all.

Mat you are such a cutie!

by kitkat_97 November 22, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>There Aresesisa No Orange Colors In The Martials Art System Outside Of Physiology Through Mat Ran Up To Down On Left Beside Rights Without YOu ALl, Hahaha <.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>There Aresesisa No Orange Colors In The Martials Art System Outside Of Physiology Through Mat Ran Up To Down On Left Beside Rights Without YOu ALl, Hahaha <.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025