Morning Wide

Female equivalent of a morning wood where a woman is in a state of arousal fresh from waking in the morning.

I was woken in the morning by my horney girlfriend with her morning wide.

by fitzlad December 22, 2009

Morning Guilt

Feelings of dissapointment and being ashamed in oneself because of your actions during the night. Morning Guilt usually occurs from either waking up with no money in your wallet, hungover, a ticket, hook-ups/creeping/drunk texts, not remebering what you said to people at the bar, but mostly not accomplishing anything on the weekend. Morning guilt can last up to an hour or until the next East Stroudsburg University weekend.

"Hey man do you have morning guilt?"
- "Yeah"
"Do you want to start drinking again?"
- "Yeah"

by 2nd St. House April 29, 2011

Morning wood

When a man wakes up to go pee in the morning and misses the toilet because his Woody is happy asf

*birds chirping* *guy yawning*

Guy: good morning sunshine

* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*

Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*

AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood

by Just_a_guy_named_grandpa April 9, 2016

Bad Morning

A person you don't want to mess around.

Friend: Look at her she's such a Bad Morning
Friend 2: Better stay away!

by Eusebiu May 18, 2020

Last Morning

A phrase to describe the construct of time outside of the present moment.

Steph: when did you go to the playground?
Vivi: last morning

Seb: when is dinner?
Vivi: last morning!

by Bakcurnshakf December 8, 2018

Morning Marble

The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.

Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.

by alfalfa31 January 30, 2016

Last morning

Somewhere between 'last night' and 'this morning'; When you're up so late that you don't go to bed until after the sun has come up.

Bro 1: You should have gone home with that girl last morning.

Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.

by slim415 December 15, 2009