Miami Mincer

When you chop your dick into little pieces and then feed it to your girl.

"I'm making dinner tonight."

"what are you making?"

"Miami mincer. My girl wants something new and exotic."

by BiigFrahh July 2, 2014

Clean minded

A very rare condition treatable by exposure to the internet. It is mostly in people with a sheltered life that dont go to middle school.

Wow Cecil is clean minded. He just asked what BDSM is. How is he in high school.

by Thatcrazylesbianchick August 7, 2018

absent-minded professor

The very intelligent are sometimes preoccupied with weighty matters (as they suppose) insomuch that they forget about more prosaic matters -- such as remembering keys, wallet, phone, appointments, etc.

The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...

by 1ightsaber June 7, 2021

dirty minded

probably the things you are searching other than this

guy 1: that dude is on urban dictoinary
guy 2:EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! SO dirty minded

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by i perrrrrrrrrrrson December 19, 2021

Noah Migneron

He is so cool that I died when I seen him (he brought me back to life) he's better than raden

"I wanna be like Noah Migneron"

"Me too, raden is stupid tho not a chad or alpha male"

by Whyareyoulookingatthisuser July 31, 2022

Piping mince

Squeezing meat through a tight hole

Originally from Scotland:

“Och hinny I’d love tae piping mince up ye!”

by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023

bag of mince

West of Scotland slang meaning someone (usually a woman) who just lies still during sex, making no effort whatsoever.

She was a looker and I thought I'd be in for a good time but she just lay there like a bag of mince.

by Putins Lady September 16, 2006