Cows Minge

Cows Minge is a serious disease that humans can get from poor hygiene.
A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.
by Carrie66 June 26, 2018
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Minge masher

I whipped out my minge masher in front of the Walmart employee.
by Amir suhdick January 16, 2022
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Ming En

A Ming En is the kindest of all men, who strives for the greatness of those around him and everybody else who cross his paths. The renaissance man, he is an astute scholar, a gifted musician often found terrific with the drumset and quite possibly teaches it too. As a paradigm of the gifted scholarly musician, Ming En is blessed with physical capabilities, even in the army such as the GS Branch. To know a Ming En is to know a man with a mole who is a blessing to all those he meets, loves, greets, teaches and helps.
Man, Ming En is always helping me out in these situations!
by erlangcucks April 08, 2021
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trout minge

Trout Minge:
A trout minge is a vagina that smells like a dead trout.
I shagged that ginger bird the other day. I had trout minge residue all over my face. Thats not gonna happen again, I had to walk through a car wash to stop cats chasing me.
by tommy 2 sugars March 01, 2017
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Minge muncher

Best defines a person who gets with multiple women\men and is pretty much a player
Ye that guy at the party was such a minge muncher
by Roger quale chaser June 16, 2017
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Minged up

staying on the slopes allllll night!
ex. 1) Yo me and my boy were all minged up last night, we couln't even eiffel tower that chick.

ex. 2) you wanna split an 8 ball and get all minged up?????
by mingmastamic October 17, 2009
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Minge Botherer

Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.

Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.

He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'
Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!
by The Botherer July 20, 2022
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