messi is the goat

“messi is the goat” is a way for people to freely express their 1940s-germany-like sentiments without being judged

every time i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is nazi propaganda

by jimmy john’s June 30, 2024

Messy Messy

Aaliyah Stevens

That girl is so messy messy

by Himynamaisfred March 18, 2019

Messy Mishap

(N) When your shit is wet and loose. It requires multiple wipes and doesn’t clean up easily.

Dude I had a messy mishap. It was so messy it felt like there was a brown marker in my ass.

by McDeuce August 19, 2018

Cristiano Ronaldho To The Oscar De La Hoya Messi

Cristiano Ronaldho To The Oscar De La Hoya Messi

Cristiano Ronaldho To The Oscar De La Hoya Messi

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

Messy Brunch

The Messy Brunch just merely the act of pissing on another person's face. It fits in with the rest of the "Messy Meal" family. See: Messy Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast. This is a mere taste, similar to an appetizer for the main dish/meal.

Dammmmn, that guy got a messy brunch yesterday, it got him all wet and drippy.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Messy

Someone who drinks and takes excessive amounts of drugs.

Did you see how messy that guy was, didn’t even know what day it was.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Messy Kitchen

When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.

I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023