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Meatball-bae

He is the most wonderful boy on earth. He's tall because he is too cute to contain all his beauty. He tends to devalue himself often but is actually superior to all of you dirty sluts . He is tremendously adorable, sweet and cute. He tends to hide when he gets embarrassed he likes to instigate people and start debates that he will win because HE is always right. He is shy but dirty at the same time.

He has the most beautiful smile in the world. He adores you and you don't deserve a shred of the love he gives you. If you become part of his life you are the luckiest person on earth, if you lose him you will never forgive yourself
Friend: hey look who is that adorable tall person?
You: He is meatball-bae he is so sweet I would like to suck his cock
Frind: Yes, Me too, he is so cute when he's horny
by slutbae November 21, 2021
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San Francisco Meatball

When a male and female have sexual intercourse by the male putting his testicles in the females anus and she poops all over them.
Damn last night I gave that bitch the san francisco meatball.
by Ryan Bensing May 19, 2008
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Meatball slider

The act of dipping one's testicles in a woman's vagina while on her period. Then proceeding to slide them across her forhead.

*preferably while exclaiming, "MAMA MIA!"
Tony gives some of the best meatball sliders in town.
by Donald Keadik November 25, 2023
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Meatball Sub

When Two Men Simultaneously Put Their Nuts Inbetween a BBL. Meatball Sub.
Hey Rachel! I Heard Chris And Vince Gave You A Meatball Sub!
by Khenzo June 10, 2022
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Magic meatballs

Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.
The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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meatball parade

when your about to give multiple blowjobs, because you are about to meat their balls
"oh tonights gonna be crazy, its gonna be a meatball parade"
by NUGGETSSSSSS April 23, 2017
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