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Nutticus Maximus

When you accidentally run nuts to nuts into another mans baby sauce maker in a scissoring fashion. "Baseballs Carlos Gomez and Jake Bauer ran dangly pain sack into dangly pain sack with such verocity that all men almost got neutered"
"Frank and i hit the Nutticus Maximus when we both tried to catch the same ball". "The two gay guys were so excited they hit the Nutticus Maximus and turned the night limp"
by FluffyMcRedBeard September 15, 2023
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nibbicus maximus

Latinized form of the phrase “top nibba (most commonly seen in meme culture as ni🅱️🅱️a)”. The phrase is used to refer to someone’s best friend/homie (hence the superlative “maximus” signifying this person is your best nibba).
Yo, you’re my nibbicus maximus!
by nanibaba June 10, 2021
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Jummius Maximus

Used to describe a massive wager on a sporting event. A big wager.
The two guys at the bar went Jummius Maximus against the Patriots week 1. What a bunch of morons.

I went Jummius Maximus on Virginia Tech yesterday. God my bank account is suffering.
by Ernesto3 September 12, 2012
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Nexus Maximus

One of the Thirteen Primes in Transformers lore, Nexus Maximus was the first combiner and consists of five smaller bots, whose toys were exclusively released by the Transformers Collector's Club over the course of five years.

Unfortunately, "Nexus Maximus" was also the name of a dildo that was the top search result of the name at the time, which eventually forced Hasbro to change his name to Nexus Prime.
I love playing with my Nexus Maximus!
by Joe_Biden April 11, 2024
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Geeking Maximus

When you are at the point where you feel that you are the highest you ever been in your life.
Yesterday I took 5 blinkers and I was Geeking Maximus.
by FortniteKing117 June 11, 2024
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Beautimus Maximus

A Spell from the book Harry Potter which makes one play musical instruments beautifully.
Beautimus Maximus!” Exclaimed Harry Potter. And Darren played the ukulele beautifully.
by Addy-Ral September 6, 2018
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maximus

" if you ever meet a boy name maximus jest know that hes ugly but funny never licens and has a small penis
friend_ hey theres maximus
you_ i heard he has a small dick
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