a matthew is someone who has fingered a underaged girl next to one of their best friends. he is also very good at cheating on his significant other and then raping them.
matthew: hey dude, can you go tell my friend that I fingered floi beside him when he was sleeping
Me: sure
Me: sure
by massivelegendehere August 17, 2018
THE most underrated youtuber of all time. Dylan is one of the funniest people on the internet, complete with a great personality and a charming smile. He is know for his movie commentary, game play, and other videos. Subscribe to Dylan Is In Trouble to become a troublemaker.
-Yo did you see that new Dylan Is In Trouble movie commentary video??
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!
by troublemaker :) August 04, 2019
by Oop ok October 21, 2019
Dylan Matthews is a rare plant that only grows in Minnesota. Even though this special plant is as large as a tree, it's also thin like bamboo. To make sure that the Dylan Matthew will survive, it needs a lot of sour patch kids and bad movies. Otherwise Dylan will not participate and is in trouble. Another special feature about this really unique plant is, that it makes interesting noises in the wind, like "yikes", "it's a misdirect" and "misoa is my girlfriend".
by sabrinamelody August 12, 2019
Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.
by Kitcloudkicker September 28, 2020
Well known for his role as Alec Lightwood in the TV show Shadowhunters. The dreamiest motherfucker you will ever see.
Matthew Daddario has my heart.
by The Billy of all Billys February 13, 2017
Autistic person who loves to watch gay pornography with his mother and father while masturbating on his cat at teh same time face timing his friends
by Matthew is life September 25, 2017