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marijuana

A drug that is illegal in most places of the world and can make you have allucinations and will make you dumber for hours.
The marijuana makes me go high
by Duckie fluffys duffys pie August 23, 2016
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Marijuana

Smoke that gives you a good feeling when you breathe it in
yo my b go gimme some dat yummy fell good shit yo dat marijuana
by patricia morarez October 14, 2020
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Marijuana

I smell marijuana-Big Lez
by NorthBoy99 November 4, 2024
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Marijuana Psychosis

You know (as a matter of absolute certainty) that a man would NEVER get that ruling. EVER. He could get arrested to jay walking and, in court, the defense could USE THAT EXACT DEFENSE... And THE MAN (Taylor) would be punished... HARDER. They would sentence him to 15 years for jay walking. They'd laugh at him for suggesting that he had "Marijuana Pshycosis." But MAYBE I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. So, just in case... Let's ask the expert on what would happen if women were men: TAYLOR SWIFT!
Hym "Hey, Taylor... So... What would happen to the Marijuana Psychosis girl if she was a man? Because she got ZERO prison time and some community service... So, if A MAN... Smoked some weed... And then stabbed he girlfriend 108 times... I mean, men have it easier and are rewarded for less, right? They probably would have given the guy a million dollars, right? A million dollars and a new girlfriend to stab! That's what would have happened if SHE was a man... And her dick would be bigger than mine... Am I close? Is that in the ballpark of what you think you happen? See, I always defer to the experts so I'll let Taylor Swift explain this one. What do you think, Taylor? Why aren't women culpable for their actions in the same way that men are? It's almost like their level of agency is considered to be diminished in such a way that when they commit horrific crimes they can't or shouldn't be held accountable in the same way that a man would... Weird... I wonder why that is... But whatever. I guess you can just get high and got rape a bunch of women and call it Marijuana Pshycosis now. I'll make sure I smoke wome weed before I murder any children and then it'll just be the 'Marijuana Psychosis' taking over."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
mugGet the Marijuana Psychosismug.

Marijuana Roll

When you use chop sticks to hold a freshly rolled joint to smoke, much like one were to eat sushi.
My Japanese friend and I were smoking a joint around the table, then he picked it up with some chop sticks and says “check it out it’s a marijuana roll”
by Jarrod Rosssssssssss July 15, 2018
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marijuanas

Multiple Or Multiples Of Grams Of Weed
Dom "Let's go bro"
Chris "Wait let me grab my marijuanas
by KrownBic🔥 March 18, 2020
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Marijuana

A green plant that makes you happy and horny
-Bro my dick is hard cuz of Marijuana

+ Same bro, does being stoned gives you the urge to suck dick too? No homo
by Brbmartinez October 1, 2021
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