lunch jealousy

The jealous feeling you get when you're eating your packed lunch and some wanker comes along with something better and your lunch now seems inadequate and disgusting

I thought my sandwich would be just perfect today but then I smelt John's curry and felt ripped off. I got serious lunch jealousy.

by BekW May 8, 2011

dump lunch

Dump lunch- v. To vomit profusely and noisily due to sickness or reaction to disgust.

The smell of the formaldehyde and the sight of frog guts in biology gave me an almost irresistable urge to dump lunch all over the dissecting table.

by Zozo the Cat February 24, 2010

lunch envy

When someone has better lunch then you and you are jealous of them because of it.

"Steak for lunch ? when did you cook that?"
"My roommate is in culinary school, these are just the left overs"
looks at peanut butter sandwich "dude, now I have serious lunch envy"

by BORNOPTIMIST December 2, 2014

dildo lunch

The act of deep throating a dildo in a car on ones lunch break...

Look up dildo lunch on YouTube and click "DILDO FOR LUNCH?"

And also look at the second video below 😎 😁

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by (ANDRETHAPROPHET) December 25, 2015

Slutty lunch

An absolutely extravagantly greasy or over-the-top expensive lunch eaten specifically during lunch on a workday for no real reason.

Hey Bro, do you want to get slutty lunch today or are you feeling conservative?

Let’s grab slutty lunch today and stimulate the local economy.

by The elliottwells muhfugga May 28, 2021

Royaltons lunch

The literal definition of shit

I forgot to pack a lunch so now i have to eat royaltons lunch. I hope i dont get food poisoning

by Sroyalg December 13, 2019

Latte Lunch

having little to no time for chowing down, but needing a pick me up, a person grabs a latte for lunch instead of food.

"Damn! Meeting ran late and I only have 15 minutes for lunch - guess I'm going to do a Latte Lunch, again!"

by Sylavendara March 14, 2010