An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022
Get the Midwest Lollipop mug.Reverse upside down lollipop is a commonly used term for the act in having intercouse while one participant stands on knees and the other participant in upside down thrutsing their asshole into their partner.
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Get the reverse upside down lollipop mug.by MagruffTheCrimeDog April 8, 2022
Get the Lollipopping mug.Uhm.. This is a new sexuality isn’t it? So my homies and I have been joking around guys liking and sucking on em lollipops a lot- And BAM.. lollipop-sexual! (we joke around wayyy too muchhhh) So.. I guess if y’all know some people know some homies that been enjoying the taste of lollipops a lot, why not joke around with this new word..? (even tho literally no one will find this 💀😭)
Damn, that boy must be lollipop-sexual, he’s been sucking on those sticks a lot....
STOP STEALING MY LOLLIPOPS! Are you lollipop-sexual or something-?!
STOP STEALING MY LOLLIPOPS! Are you lollipop-sexual or something-?!
by realweirdgirlshat5543 January 19, 2021
Get the lollipop-sexual mug.A strawberry lollipop is when a girl is on her period you take her tampon and suck the blood out of it
Jim : yea my girl started her period yesterday.
Mike: bro forreal?ask her if you can try her A strawberry lollipop.
Mike: bro forreal?ask her if you can try her A strawberry lollipop.
by wigsnatchingtwigsnappingbaddy February 1, 2021
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Get the Lollipop mug.To solve covid by having the world infect themselves with covid via licking hypothetical lollipop contaminated with covid
We licked the covid lollipop, with the hope of going out without a mask or social distancing .
I'd rather lick the covid lollipop, then take the vaccine.
I'd rather lick the covid lollipop, then take the vaccine.
by Gocian March 7, 2021
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