A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.
Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
Get the Lance Ballinstrongmug. This is what you call the girlfriend of a not so fratty fratboy. She is in fact more fraternal with the true brothers of the fraternity than her boyfriend. It is worth noting that a frat lance is usually blonde.
by ArianPellegrino July 12, 2019
Get the Frat Lancemug. A handsome and gentle boy who just loves to see people smile he loves people who understands him the most.
lance is great guy
by Kiroha May 13, 2023
Get the Lancemug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Get the Lancing Out The Bracketusulyu Of Back Smackers For/////mug. When u meet runningfree lance your heart will melt, he will take your soul for a ride and play marko polo when he's had enough. Very polite man has excellent manners but when u make him anger the whole world shakes, in bed he's the dominant he will touch u like u never been touch before making your body quiver for more giving ur body and mind a nice relax feeling when all said and done. Don't be fooled by this man he will rip your heart out smiling when expect you to be ok with it
by i8oneb4u November 22, 2023
Get the runningfree lancemug. by LanceWorship January 10, 2021
Get the Lancemug. by cigmachine May 13, 2024
Get the Lancesmug.