loose penis

when one's penis has a small shaft

you have a loose penis matt

by ronchacolucha August 21, 2015

Loose cannon

A woman who keeps popping out offspring like they are stuck in the 1940's.

Yo, is that the loose cannon's child over there?

That girl keeps dropping babies like a loose cannon drops ammo.

by Deputy Douchebag October 05, 2020

Loose Cannon

Someone known to fly off the handle at even the smallest obstacles. Usually someone like a Cathy or a Catherine. This type of person can be quite dangerous, and have been known to mow down pedestrians for pleasure.

Did you see that loose cannon? She just ran that dude over for no reason at all, like a real danger in the shadows!

by acktionjac May 21, 2018

The Deuce is on the Loose

Euphemism for a bowel movement, especially diarrhea.

"Hey, how are you feeling? Any better?"

"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."

by hiddendragon March 22, 2012

Loose Fit

Something that sort of belongs in a category, but not exactly.

That video of a kid falling down the stairs is kind of loose fit for r/childrenfallingover.

by burgersashimi September 29, 2022

Loose Noodle

when a man's penis protrudes through the opening of his boxers

Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.

Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.

by despicvble July 04, 2015

loose-moting

The new hip slang for the term 'loose motions'

Yoo my cat had a bad case of that loose-moting after the vet yesterday.

by xan01 October 18, 2023