A woman who is so desperate for a relationship she will invent a man for her to have an imaginary relationship with.
by Alexander Sedler October 30, 2003
lonely bones sickness:
-when you’ve lacked physical touch or affection from your significant other. (usually causes muscle sores.)
man.. i think i have lonely bones. the nurse told me that the only cure is daily cuddles with my girlfriend.
-when you’ve lacked physical touch or affection from your significant other. (usually causes muscle sores.)
man.. i think i have lonely bones. the nurse told me that the only cure is daily cuddles with my girlfriend.
by natsukko June 09, 2021
by Caiaus February 01, 2018
Every year during February 9th is a day where you listen to jazz and think about how lonely you are. If you’re in a relationship, you reminisce upon the days where you were lonely.
Person 1: Did you remember it’s lonely jazz day?
Person 2: Shut up I’m sad and listening to Cookin’ with the Miles Davis Quintet
Person 2: Shut up I’m sad and listening to Cookin’ with the Miles Davis Quintet
by Hylo_ February 09, 2021
Using a boyfriend or girlfriend to fill the empty space in your heart. Feeling lonely and finding someone to date to lose that feeling of hoplessness or depression.
Cory: " I feel so alone right now"
Mark: " Maybe you have lonely heart syndrome"
Cory: " I Need a Lonely Heart Antidote"
Mark: " Maybe but who?"
Cory: " What about Alexis from the supermarket?"
Mark: " Maybe you have lonely heart syndrome"
Cory: " I Need a Lonely Heart Antidote"
Mark: " Maybe but who?"
Cory: " What about Alexis from the supermarket?"
by Fetish_Creature June 04, 2011
When someone drinks by themself because they are lonely and have problems. They think drinking will help them but are most likely wrong.
by Dougyfreshqtizzle February 13, 2016
by huckleberry havirlak June 18, 2013