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Landon

All of the Landons that I know are assholes but I know that not all Landons are like that. Landons can be cute, assholes but once you meet one they may open up to you but until that moment they are bitches. (Just my opinion)
Person: Hey Landon, how are you

Landon: My day was fine, but I have to go

Person: ok ttyl
by Thatonelocalasshole March 12, 2020
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Landon

a guy who is secretly hurt who wants to get help but too scared to get it he runs away from everyone who is good for him he is too scared to see the truth and also a horny mother fucking bastard :P
Me:Why does Landon runaway from people who care for him
Friend:idk
by January 21 December 30, 2020
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Landon

Landon means long hill or a boy a 13 year old boy
I went under a landon
by Hamilton Landon June 19, 2021
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Landen

One of the best people you will ever meet he will always be there for you and help you with any relationship problems he just fun to be around because he knows when to be serious and when to laugh.
by Maleexoticdancer January 15, 2022
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landy joe

You so fly, you is like a Landy Joe!
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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That's So Landino

Used to refer to something extremely idiotic, homosexual. and just plain dumb. Widely used in the north texas area
Johnny was walking around at the mall with a raging mega huge boner! And then when he attempted to talk with some women, he just farted right on them! That's so Landino!!
by Jonathan Johnston July 16, 2006
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Landon

The screw up, a man that is clumsy and usually don't know how to talk to girls, but he's not all bad, he has a very huge and beautiful unibrow!
Girl: Hey Landon!
Landon: Uh...uh....uh.... I am a cheesestick that ate lots of stickcheese! *Leaves*
by JokesAreCool April 4, 2017
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