You probably have made over 3 expensive builds, scours around group buys, have no money, favorited over 50 keyboard/switch sellers, and you hate mx browns(as you should my objective opinion is great), you are subscribed to all types of mechanical keyboard youtube channels, overall channels, build channels, sound test videos, and all in between. You probably have a very specific preference on what you love in a keyboard, and if someone robbed your house, all you would care about would be your keyboards.
Are you a Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast?
by solelyskyed February 08, 2021
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away from keyboard

i am away from keyboard (afk)
by onesie gaming August 21, 2014
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Keyboard Warrior

A boy/girl that has so much time they are always on their phone, texting, bbming whatever the weather, weasing birds in the most unballsy manner
Yeah you know that Sam ABear kid?
Yeah?
He's a right keyboard warrior!
by Moose1543 July 12, 2011
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new keyboard syndrome

When you get a new keyboard and for the first few days you can't seem to type anything because you aren't used to the setup of the keys.
I was going to send you that email, but I have new keyboard syndrome.
by madaman333 February 08, 2015
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Keyboard cowboy

someone who talks cack on the internet and expects not to be caught especially privately and then exposed
x is a ****...(usually to another keyboard cowboy)
by one face March 23, 2009
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came on my keyboard

To spill ejaculate on one's keyboard.
damn bitch was so hot I "came on my keyboard"
by Angus Grogan November 13, 2010
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crack head with a keyboard

Any one that thinks they are a rock star and they actually suck.
Dude, did you hear that band? Just a crack head with a keyboard! I can totally do that!
by leg warmers rock December 02, 2004
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