the joy of motherhood

Sleeping.

My mom sure likes The Joy of Motherhood!

by B-Drac October 29, 2003

joy of satan

A moronic group led by even bigger morons who believe that the alien water god Enki was mans creator.Tse dumb cult also believes that Hitler is the Messiah and that if u even look at a Jew, youre damned. The group teaches that all Jews are evil and even seeing one is a big sin, with the exception of their Divinus Magister Zecharia Sitchin, who wrote the Holy Book of the JOS called The Lost Book of Enki. Every JOSer is required to have the book or punishment will be bestowed. THey have a punishment squad led by its leader, Maxines Asswasher.....also known as Her Holy Slave.....i mean Servant. If you dont do anything but force people, spam the net with JOS links and rob peopleś money to be given to them, he will send u so called death curses

I am a retard since im with the Joy of Satan

by sepoplak January 1, 2008

Joy Riding

Joy Riding is when you have sex with someone when one of the persons is on their period

Dude.. you had sex with her.. i thought she is on her period?.. yea i went joy riding

by XCMgam3r18 March 13, 2008

almond joy

A situation in which a man's testicles might shift to a position that is very uncomfortable and requires adjusting.

Rick totally forgot how deep my car seats were the other day and gave himself an almond joy.

by destructoid user February 25, 2008

Joy clamp

A person, usually a woman, who is excessively passive aggressive and controlling. A bit of a downer. Similar to kill joy.

What do you think of Roy's new girlfriend?

Pretty but a bit of a joy clamp.

Coming out for a drink?
No, I've been joy clamped.

by Shuaman September 1, 2012

Suck joy

A more accurate urban term for fellatio than the more popular “blow job.” After all, when have you ever had your dick blown on? Sucking is certainly the preferred method. Also, guys, we don’t really want to make this sound like work – it should be a happy, pleasurable “joy”ful experience for both parties.

Rodger: “Holy shit Lisa, that’s a fantastic suck joy!”
Lisa: “Mmm-mm.” (translation – Thank you.)
Rodger: “I think I’m going to cum…”
Lisa: (As she pops Rodger’s cock out of her mouth…) “That’s okay. Cum in my mouth.” (…and continues with her suck joy)

by My nom de plume September 5, 2012

Air joy

When you are on an airplane, and you want to fuck the pilot.

That pilot is so handsome, I'm having an airgasm! Air joy!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 10, 2021