Wicked Jose

The sexual act of of taking a dump between your bitch's tits and then motor-boating her.

Damn.. Chinese food sounded like a good idea last night. Didn't turn out so good when the Wicked Jose I dropped on my slag this morning turned out to be a mixture of diarrhea and unprocessed snow peas. I'm still picking out those peas from my teeth and she's pissed that the sheets are trashed.

by olsontex July 25, 2010

Jose Luis

Someone with an intellectual level comparable to a 1st grader

I might be dumb but I'm not Jose Luis type dumb.

by LT. Pendejo December 5, 2021

San Jose

home of bayarea hardcore, and the scene kids with stretched ears who love hanging out in downtown losgatos every night getting fucked up.

we are in san jose lets go to the macla!!!!

by kaylakurbstomp July 20, 2007

jose jaramillo

fucking sexy ass 8th grader.

"dude jose jaramillo is FINNNEEEE"
- 9th grader.

by sisterrrrrrrrrrrrr March 6, 2011

Jose Ignacio

botton who dates his best friend ex. Also he is very gay

Jose Ignacio: I'm dating your ex
Bff: he was gay?:0

by thisisforjose May 6, 2020

Juan Jose

Juan Jose is a man with long hair who usually is Mexican and normally dies before his 40s. Juan Jose's are normally funny. The first Juan Jose worked in a circus. On his first day he let go if a rope too early and died. Most Juan Jose fail to get jobs or love life's.

Juan Jose isn't the best at every thing.

by Patricio Marti November 21, 2014

sloppy jose's

When a guy goes down on a girl that slept with two or more guys that came inside her and tastes the other guys cum..

yo my boy went down on that chick and told me she tastes like a couple sloppy jose's

by pingo de oro September 8, 2011