Jordan

The nice, sexiest girl ever, she is great under the sheets. she is hot, sweet, smart and everyone is in love with her, or wants to be her

Hey did u see her? She's so fine, bet her name is Jordan.

by idontlikeskool January 5, 2015

Jordanism

A stupid statement said by someone named Jordan Fisher.

Example Jordanisms:
"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"

by JFVTV July 13, 2019

Jordan

A girl who is extremely friendly and very thoughtful. She has many friends and is attractive. She is also very goofy and silly but that makes her fun to be around. Usually she gets attention from smart and more mature boys. Jordan's are often athletic and have big booties

You know Jordan? Her booty is so big!!

by Dragqueen544444 July 14, 2016

Jordan

He is very ANNOYING and very dirty minded.

He is so annoying like a Jordan

by What’s up😝 November 24, 2018

Jordan

commonly know as Jibbs: social, smart, friendly, outgoing.

Where's that t-shirt lady, Jordan?

by GoldenPoop November 18, 2015

Jordan

Jordans are very funny but they have the smallest dick ever. A girl like him but then they see this lil shrimp and they can't even suck it. Plus they suck at having sex its the worse sex a girl could ever had. They are so fucking stupid it's not even funny.

Sarah:You know Jordan right

Jenny:Yea your boyfriend

Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks

by Chocolate girl November 2, 2019

Jordan

A Jordan is a psycho and will cheat on you then blame you, Normally really cringey and is a HUGE bread addict.

person: Looks its Jordan!
Person2: Oh no, hide your bread

by Lolajunkie April 10, 2019