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Joe

So...
You want to know who Joe is?
BIG. MISTAKE.
He is none other than JOE MAMA!!!
Guy 1: Hey, did you know Joe died of ligma?
Guy2: Who's Joe?
Guy1: JOE MAMA!
by Gamecraft2525 October 17, 2019
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Joe is joe mama. It's a joke or trick to tell your stupid relatives or friends by asking a question that contains saying something like "You know joe? ; I had sex with joe; Fuck joe. Then after they ask who is joe say "Joe mama!"
You can also pair it with ligmaorsugma
Person1:Hey dude i fucked joe!
Person2:Who's joe?
Person1:JOE MAMA!
Person2:I've been pranked, darn.
Person1:L
by A bucket of cram October 17, 2019
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Joe is an alpha male with superhuman traits.
Person one: Who's Joe
Person two: JOE MAMMA
by iWantToUnlive October 25, 2019
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Has a pig dick it with strangle you with its screwdriver like features. Watch out guys is scary but it's great be careful its yum yum.
person#1: Omg its Joe

Person#2:omg be care his big dick it long and scary but yum yum
by iwatchusleepyourmum March 8, 2022
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(adj.) to be extremely gay, have little to no friends
(n.) someone who boosts daily
(v.) to boost, have curly hair, rape many babies
"I just raped my little sister Michelle!"

"Ew thats so joe"

"Woah howd u get ur hair so curly?"
"What do u think, im Joe."
by kplaxgoalie34 December 2, 2009
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To smoke a cigarette or any other substance.
Yo let me joe that blunt!
by Clinical Rage May 3, 2010
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Male: A southern white trash redneck who over uses tobacco products particularly smokeless tobacco also known as "dip" or "baccer" but also smokes cigarettes. Usually lives in a trailer park or shack and is very poor. Uses what money they have to buy tobacco or alcohol. Gets drunk/high every Friday and Saturday. Owns a truck with very large wheels. Will sleep with any woman and has probably slept with a close relative. Doesn't know what a condom is. Doesn't know what math is. Also probably cannot read.

Female: Same as male but got pregnant between the ages of 12 and 15. Usually can be found smoking in the women's restroom while skipping class. Gets into fistfights all the time. Cannot raise their child.
Female1: "I done did got pregnant when me and Joe got drunk a few months ago and did it in the back of Sam's truck."

Female2: "Ain't Joe your cousin?"

Female1: "Heck if I know"

(Both go into bathroom to smoke)

Male1: "Gimme some of that baccer!"

Male2: "Why don't you gimme some of that pot you got in your bag there?"

Teacher: "Children, quiet down! Now George Washington crossed the Delaware on Christmas Night, 1776..."

Male2: "Who the f**k is George Washington?"

Male1: "I think it's that thing they tell you to put on your dick when your doing a girl to keep her from getting pregnant."
by Bobby Joe Lois April 27, 2011
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