(NOUN, ADVERB,PRONOUN,INFINITIVE)
Jewish-American Penis
Alternatively can be known as Jewish-African Penis or Jewish American Prince
Jewish-American Penis
Alternatively can be known as Jewish-African Penis or Jewish American Prince
by Babydill420 July 10, 2021
Get the JAPmug. Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.
1:
Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*
Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!
Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*
Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!
by KablePosa April 22, 2019
Get the Shard japmug. JAP 2021 DEFINITION
a jap is a east coast girl, who is an absolute BITCH!! never be friends with one.
THEY ARENT ALWAYS JEWISH ITS SPREADING
they typically live in:
HUGE HOUSES (over 5,500 square feet)
WILL HAVE A SECOND HOUSE IN MAINE, BOCA, OR UPSTATE NY
located in:
connecticut (westport, greenwhich, wilton, redding, any small rich town)
boca, florida
new jersey (berkeley heights, livingston, tenafly, holmdel)
scarsdale, new york
long beach island, nj
long island
their clothes:
lulu lemon leggings
patagonia tops
af1s or golden goose shoes
uggs for winter
birkenstocks and moccasins for leisure
star or lightening bolts on their sweaters
barbour or patagonia jackets
wildflower phone case
(aviator nation and free city are for the wannabe's)
accessories:
return to tiffany necklace
pearl earrings
glasses
messy bun or straightened hair
brooks brothers bracelet
shit ton of makeup
sports:
dance
field hockey
squash
golf
tennis
summers spent:
at their rich girl camp (which they claim is their home away from home)
hooking up with guys at dances for camp
traveling to europe, boca, or marthas vineyard
qualities:
needy
whiny
high maintenance
attention seeking
everything must be their way
FAKE AF
stuck up
slutty
spoiled
bratty
loud
bitchy
flirty
so pretty/hot they're ugly
always says "omg"
they're actually pretty smart
Now that you've met all of the specifications, congradu-fucking-lations you are now a JAP
a jap is a east coast girl, who is an absolute BITCH!! never be friends with one.
THEY ARENT ALWAYS JEWISH ITS SPREADING
they typically live in:
HUGE HOUSES (over 5,500 square feet)
WILL HAVE A SECOND HOUSE IN MAINE, BOCA, OR UPSTATE NY
located in:
connecticut (westport, greenwhich, wilton, redding, any small rich town)
boca, florida
new jersey (berkeley heights, livingston, tenafly, holmdel)
scarsdale, new york
long beach island, nj
long island
their clothes:
lulu lemon leggings
patagonia tops
af1s or golden goose shoes
uggs for winter
birkenstocks and moccasins for leisure
star or lightening bolts on their sweaters
barbour or patagonia jackets
wildflower phone case
(aviator nation and free city are for the wannabe's)
accessories:
return to tiffany necklace
pearl earrings
glasses
messy bun or straightened hair
brooks brothers bracelet
shit ton of makeup
sports:
dance
field hockey
squash
golf
tennis
summers spent:
at their rich girl camp (which they claim is their home away from home)
hooking up with guys at dances for camp
traveling to europe, boca, or marthas vineyard
qualities:
needy
whiny
high maintenance
attention seeking
everything must be their way
FAKE AF
stuck up
slutty
spoiled
bratty
loud
bitchy
flirty
so pretty/hot they're ugly
always says "omg"
they're actually pretty smart
Now that you've met all of the specifications, congradu-fucking-lations you are now a JAP
by anonymous8 December 30, 2020
Get the JAPmug. 
A term used by stoners to communicate to fellow stoners that they are high
(japped= Japanese, cuz of their eyes)
(japped= Japanese, cuz of their eyes)
by pimp hunter27 January 2, 2021
Get the jappedmug. The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
Get the squinting like a wanking japmug. by honeycore February 14, 2021
Get the japmug.