Jake

A fat cunt that no one likep
Hate jake , sucha dick
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Jake

"Jake" is a shorter version of One who's being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End.
Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!

Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.
by Psuto-under June 13, 2017
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Jake

Adjective:
Someone who acts depressed all the time and blames everything on themselves. They can be nice but in the worst way ever. He is super caring though and is willing to do anything for anyone.. even if they suck.
"Don't be such a Jake, Zaki"
"Crazy, why you being such a Jake?"
"Stop being a Jake, Zaki and Crazy!"
"That guy... yeah he such a Jake."
by Crazy And Zaki January 08, 2018
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Jake

Jake is someone who is typically short, who acts like a bitch when he gets made fun of. People named Jake are pu$$ies
Damn look at him he’s being such a Jake by crying over there
by Brettt33 July 21, 2019
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Jake

Guy with extremely large penis usually takes the blame for everything when it’s not his fault and is attracted to personality then looks
Jake has a big dick
by Anna Barnes February 26, 2019
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Jake

Handsome, sweet, amazing, innocent, The most caring person you will ever meet. He is always Loyal with a great sense of humor. There isn't a person in the world that doesn't enjoy talking to him. Very Very inellegent and active. Great in Bed 😍 Very adorable and the best man ever. He is very shy but once he's used to you, Its the best thing ever. I love Jake. You cant get anyone better then Jake, Once you have him, Don't ever let go.
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Jake

A truthful person. If any one touches his girl he will break you like he broke Tim. And he has a big chode
A:ow jake he hurt me

Jake:it’s fine I’ll deal with him
by Jake.w January 13, 2019
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