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Jessica

A girl who is mentally unstable she always starting fights with other an never takes responsibility for her actions she also has good taste in men and she’s a complete ticking time bomb
Ayo Jessica crazy
by Fortokemelayer June 11, 2020
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Jessica is the girl with the fattest ass on the planet. It bounces and shakes the earth each time. Though her ass is quite voluptuous, her tits aren’t anything to laugh. They jiggle and wiggle as she walks infatuating all.
Guy1: hey is that Jessica
Guy2: yeah I think so I just busted a nut
by Thebiggestdick June 16, 2020
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A jessica will typically diagnose herself with anxiety but laugh later on. She has a wheezing problem and think that she can turn people on with eating.
Person 1: Hey who’s that

Person2: oh gosh it’s going to take a lot to explain
Jessica: the girl everyone meets than thinks is crazy
by Daddyxoxotoomuch March 26, 2021
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A girl, usually a red head, who is secretly a guy.

A transvestite.
See that hooker over there, they’re a Jessica.
by Thottastic January 30, 2019
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Jessica she is quet to most people exept for her closest friendshe is outgoing and talkative loves to make harsh jokes but her friends always take them in a joking manner she has the most beautiful smile big blue eyes ans blond hair she loves to be on socual media and ussaly has one bestfriend that will stick with her till the end.
Hey i jessica still ur best friend .
Yup forever and more.
by Doggo.....😂😂😂 June 7, 2018
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Jessica scared the gynecologist shirtless during her exam.
by Casicus June 9, 2018
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The most beautiful girl that I've ever had the privilege of seeing and dating. She brings out all of the positive factors in an empress. She is very emotionally sensitive so if you're dating a jessica, be sure to handle her with as much love and care that you can possibly muster up. She is the worlds sweetest devil and it shows. She may try to play a cheating joke every now and then to make you jealous (don't do that, I hate it) but really, she's the most loyal friend and mate anyone has ever had the pleasure to meet.

Word of advice; she's the most

beautiful singer you'll ever hear. You won't find any more joy in hearing someones voice than hers. Be sure to sing to her whenever you get the chance, because eventually, she'll sing to you...

Best girl 9/10 because I'm the one she needs
Joey: "Why are you listening to Haileys song by eminem?"

Andrew: "it's Jessica's favourite song"
by NotAndrewB February 4, 2018
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