Morning Wide

Female equivalent of a morning wood where a woman is in a state of arousal fresh from waking in the morning.

I was woken in the morning by my horney girlfriend with her morning wide.

by fitzlad December 22, 2009

Morning wood

When a man wakes up to go pee in the morning and misses the toilet because his Woody is happy asf

*birds chirping* *guy yawning*

Guy: good morning sunshine

* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*

Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*

AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood

by Just_a_guy_named_grandpa April 9, 2016

HOOD MORNING

The proper way to say good morning to your friends on Slack.

* 8 AM on a Monday Morning *
No one:
Literally No one:
Your Friend: HOOD MORNING YALL!

by lowdoh January 27, 2020

Morning Marble

The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.

Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.

by alfalfa31 January 30, 2016

Last morning

Somewhere between 'last night' and 'this morning'; When you're up so late that you don't go to bed until after the sun has come up.

Bro 1: You should have gone home with that girl last morning.

Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.

by slim415 December 15, 2009

Morning Trick

A working gay male who visits a rent boy in the morning before he goes to work.

These men are often in the closet and in a straight marriage or relationship, and so would be unable to make excuses for going out in the evening to visit a rent boy.

Ryan: "Dude, why are you getting up so early? Aren't you hung over?"
Mike: "Yeah, but I wanna catch a couple of morning tricks before breakfast."

by flozz August 23, 2008

Morning Cardio

Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.

Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018