kings point knot

A hangs man nose. Referred to as a Kings Point Knot due to the depression the Merchant Marine Academy causes.

"Man I just bombed my test, my liberty is restricted, and I got a class 1. Might as well tie the kings point knot."

by -thesaltysailor February 07, 2020

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Tequila Jerk-Knot

It starts as auto-erotic asphyxiation, then takes a turn once you add lime juice and salt to your member, proceeding by masturbating furiously.

Did you hear about Ryan? He's in the ER after a botched Tequila Jerk-Knot.

by sircocklord December 15, 2019

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Balloon Knot Security

Vigilanty justice group taking back America one day at a time.

Balloon Knot Securtiy swept in a cured the ills of society. If not for Balloon Knot Secruity we would have lost the nation.

Balloon Knot Security, BKS.

by Disciple of Knot August 27, 2006

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Pocket Knot

The impossible knot headphone cords seem to achieve while in a pocket. These knots form in a non-time sensitive manner. The difficulty of undoing them is proportional to how loud the background noise in a room or the importance of the phone call.

Hey, I'll call you back, it's really loud in here and I just pulled out a pocket knot that could've killed Houdini.

by 4noKateTour March 19, 2014

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Hop knots

Verb. A phrase similar to kick rocks.
Meaning either
1. Go away, get lost, no one wants you here, etc.

Or

2. You did something less than intelligent. Such as falling, or saying something extremely stupid/obvious.

1. "Go hop knots, you're so annoying."

2A. "How did she hurt her leg?" "She hopped knots."

2B. (You walk into a room in which everybody is laughing)"What's so funny?" "She totally just hopped knots."

by Confused92 March 26, 2009

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