Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.

I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.

by ZeroExe July 10, 2021

comfort country

a comfort country is a place where you feel completely at home and comfortable, similar to a comfort food

"Have you ever been to Ireland? It's totally my comfort country."

by johngoose13 December 10, 2018

country squash

A code name your girlfriend makes you use for that disgusting drunk woman who lives downstairs and fucks different men every night.

Susan sure is a country squash!

by FourCardPrince October 27, 2017

country musex

sex that is affected by your surroundings. in this case by rocky, uninhabited hills, wildflowers, raw climate.

in the middle of nowhere.
"I wanna do it here and now. Come for me. country musex."
"Lets sing it, babe"

by Krkič January 29, 2020

Country of C.U.M.

The name of a proposed union between the countries of Canada, United States, and Mexico.

"Have you heard about all of those things going on in the US?"

"The US? Did the mean the Country of C.U.M.?"

by Dripfoe February 16, 2022

anything but country

BRITTANY FUCKING SPEARS BITCH

oh i like anything but country

by rawrfuckingXDbitch February 17, 2019

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.

Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.

by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009