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Hey Masturbator

A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.
Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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hey hillary

A phrase issued to my kids when they attempt to deflect responsibility for a transgression which they should take full responsibility for.
As my son tried to push the blame to mom because his form for a winter ski pass wasn't mailed in time I looked at him and barked "Hey Hillary!)
by dunnro2 November 24, 2016
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hey no stop it no

You: Hey shawty
Me :hey no stop it no never say that again
You: :( Why not

Me: No just no I-
by -chocomilkdiva November 4, 2020
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hey youd

Being told to do something right before it needs to be done because your boss or whoever dropped the ball on it or it just came up.

Can also be used when asking for directions or anything in which you pick out a random person to ask for something.
I'm not gonna be able to go out tonight cuz Mr Lombardy hey youd me to finish the TPS reports.

Biff: Where the fuck is that Indian restaurant?
Fred: I dunno, lets go hey you that that Indian dude over there.
by Gamblar December 10, 2006
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hey tayo

the best song ever in Kpop. A peak in lyrical geniusness, a wonderful song to listen to in all moods
by stream hey tayo August 2, 2022
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hey hooker

Hey hooker; (Hooker). Everyone’s a hooker. When you meet your friend or a stranger. Instead of saying there name, you just say “Hey Hooker”. Meaning FRIEND.
Hey Hooker, do you want to go to the mall?
Hey Hooker, how have you been?
by Tea Baer January 24, 2023
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Hey cracker

Pronoun
1. A greeting generally from a person from a differing racial group of that who is being greeted. A term used to indicate that though there are two different races meeting there is no intent of any racism.
2. Referring to someone with a weaker will to or not to do something
1. "Hey cracker! Good to have you back"
2. "Don't quit, you ain't no cracker"
by R3BU5 February 10, 2022
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