Henry Stauch

The perfect child. Won three track state events for Colorado. Got into middle school All State Choir for Colorado 2 years in a row. Known for shouting ‘Bo, Bo, Bo’ with geography enthusiast and local good boy Zach ‘The Whopper’ Rojo. Also known for almost winning Scripps National Spelling Bee. Ladies, get ready to flirt, ‘cause as of recently he’s single! Henry got into District Honor Choir as well as District Band. Got into A Capella for Sunset Middle School. He should be president.

That kid’s a real Henry Stauch.

by Allah God Jesus Bo September 18, 2019

Gay henry

A smart ass that likes men almost as much as he likes math problems. Any dude would be lucky to have a gay Henry to do their homework with.

Gay henry is a cool guy but even better at math problems.

by VeryPoggersFish September 2, 2021

squeak a henry

To emit a terrible, no-good very bad fart. The sufferer may realize the henry squeaking is imminent and feel uncontrollable terror as it approaches. A squeaked henry is characterized by dizziness, confusion, and a desire to no longer be alive.

Holy Lord Jesus, I'm about to squeak a henry! I'm not kidding, my soul is about to blow out of my ass! Call the EMTs!

by Gay Frog December 15, 2007

Thierry Henry

Best f***ing player in the whole world, excpet nobody, he is the be all and end all and we should all bow down to him and worship the ground he walks on

Oh wow-theres Thierry Henry, lets kiss the floor where he justed stepped

by fruit fly March 12, 2005

Horrid Henry

When you slap someone’s ass so hard it leaves a Purple Mark

I gave someone the right Horrid Henry last night!

by YVM2514 September 25, 2018

The Henry Winkler

When an indivdual puts his hand down his pants and rubs his hand on both sides of his scrotum (preferably after sweating). He then waits for his subject to begin to talk (or better yet, yawn). He then wipes his hand across the subjects face and in his or her mouth. Finally, he gives him a thumbs up and says "AYYYY!!" Also known as Tunisian Toothpaste.

That dumbass wouldn't shut up so I gave him the Henry Winkler . I wonder if he can still taste my sack cheese .

by tpatora January 4, 2009

Henry VIII

Henry VIII was a king of England in the 16th century and head of the Church of England. He had 6 wives: Katherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anne of Cleves, Kathryn Howard, and Catherine Parr.
He called Jane Seymour his "true wife" because she was the only one to give him a son (Edward VI)
Anne Boleyn and Kathryn Howard were beheaded for treason
Katherine of Aragon and Anne of Cleves were divorced.
Catherine Parr was widowed and went on to marry Thomas Seymour.

Shania: How many wives has that guy had?
Anna: I don't know. He's a total Henry VIII

by Lady Anna May 16, 2009