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Schrodinger's Honkey

When asians are only POCs when it benefits other POCs.
News: "2 asians were attacked by a white nationalist earlier today, coming only a week after last weeks incident when a stranger attacked an asian woman on the streets."

Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"

Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."
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Honkey Burger

When a white man (Otherwise known as a "Honkey"), drops a deuce on a hamburger bun, then offers it as food to a person belonging to a minority group.
The black gangsta at the counter yelled at me to hurry up with his order, so I turned his Big Mac into a Honkey Burger.
by Pointillism November 12, 2010
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Honkey

A word only white people are allowed to call each other.
Friend 1:”I sure love Lynyrd Skynyrd!”
Friend 2:”Hell yeah, honkey!”
by spoppen17 November 12, 2019
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Honkey Ball

The verbal back and forth between white people when discussing divergent views on an issue.
Chip: Where are Reid and Stanton?

Dianne: There debating a flat tax by the bar.

Chip: We could be here all night. You know how long their honkey ball games can go.
by KevinHarkins April 14, 2009
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hawkeye

(1) Mascot of The University of Iowa, the greatest of all the BigTen schools!
(2) Another name for a hawk.
(3) The state slogan or for Iowa--"The hawkeye state."
The Iowa Hawkeyes blew out the Ohio State Buckeyes in this year's Homecoming game!
by BCW June 10, 2005
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Hanky Wank

Someone who uses a Hanky or Handkerchief to masturbate themselves. The handkerchief will eventually get soaked with their hanky cum
guy 1 - I hate it when you have a wank and end up cumming over yourself and your clothes

guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'
by Hanky Wanker August 8, 2008
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Honkey Kong

A white man in an arkansas prison gang. He loves to play around but is actually serious. Has hands like lightning. The great white ape who has smashed and been samshed by several toads. 163808 is the population. He is last of a dying breed and holds it down for the Aryan race. He keeps his area and himself clean always and stands up for women and elderly people. Out in the free world he trys to just chill and enjoy life but then someone calls his bluff only he don't bluff he stands on everything he says and is always ready for battle. Also will destroy anyone over those he loves. Honkey Kong was raised and molded on Respect Loyalty Love Honor and Honesty. Looks out for everyone when he can and will always be # Team Kota ⚡⚡
Honkey Kong is here better act right. Oh no don't touch that it belongs to Honkey Kong. Honkey Kong the great white ape.
by Joseph Chaney October 1, 2017
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