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Hamburger

Mass produced and incredibly popular meat based product.

Unlike steak which is the cut of an animal, a burger contains any part of the animal as long as it can be reconstituted ground into a patty.

It may be treated with chemicals as well as containing contaminants from processing as well as being stored for a length of time prior to serving.

Containing practically no nutritional value it’s worthlessness is only eclipsed by Hot Dogs. Nutritionally it is worse than pet food.

Describing someone or something as hamburger would suggest they have exaggerated self worth or a reputation that exceeds their true value simply due to their popularity.
“He thinks he’s steak, but really he’s hamburger”
by Pazuzu’s Petals November 30, 2020
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macaroni and cheese hamburger

The best, yet most disgusting thing to whisper in your friends ear
O: Hey I gotta secret
P: what?
O: macaroni and cheese hamburger
P: *rips his organs out
by Coki Doki December 16, 2019
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Ghetto hamburger helper

A better tasting hamburger helper made with boxed Mac and cheese, hamburger, and spices (salt, pepper, garlic, onion, bell peppers, and Goya seasoning)
Person a- what do u want to eat?
Person b- ... hamburger helper?
Person a- eeewww you eat that fake beef flavored crap? Nope we're eating ghetto hamburger helper. Tastes better and it's cheeper the original.
by narutoyaoi2000 November 3, 2021
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Obama Hamburger

The obama hamburger is a hamburger that has obamaness and it is fucking great. EAT IT NOW BITCHES.
DUDE THIS OBAMA HAMBURGER SUCKS ASS
ME: pulls trigger Shut the fuck up bitch I don't give a damn fucking ass shit about your fucking pickyness. EAT IT OR I WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE'S TITS!
by TheMarketMan June 3, 2022
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Feeding a cow a hamburger raw

When a group of people (usually three) have a least two people of the same gender, have someone feed them each others sexual organ.
Like guy on guy bj and girl on girl cunnilingus

This is defined as feeding a cow it’s own kind
Girl: I was with these two guys last night and I was Feeding a cow a hamburger raw during sex

Girls friend: Wow, wish I could be fed too....wait what’s that mean
Girl: Having a guy on guy bj or girl on girl cunnilingus
by snubtuba September 28, 2020
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Hamburger-Face

An expression someone or something exhibits due to unexpected dissatisfaction
My brother has been walking around the house all day with a damn "Hamburger-Face" ever since he found out about girlfriend cheating
by OozoozooO October 10, 2025
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greasy hamburger

When you pass out on the toilet and you have marks on your forehead from laying on the toilet to long.
I was so shit faced that I was a greasy hamburger before I left the bar.
by 7 3/4 and 23 August 8, 2017
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