Hellen Keller Moment

A Hellen Keller Moment is when you go full retard(never go full retard). When you forget something really simple, or have a "Brain Fart". If you have "selective hearing", that is a good example of this.

Teacher: Jimmy, what is 2+3?
Jimmy:Uuhh, 74.
Teacher: No Jimmy, it's 5.

Jimmy:Sorry teach, I had a Hellen Keller Moment.

by MaxBossBaker2 June 21, 2017

Harlen

Ugly ass bitch who is going to die alone.No ass , fat, tomboy, horrible dancer and looks like a boy.

1. "She that girl over there she is a total harlen."
2. "You are a harlen."

by charlene_6590 June 11, 2020

Van Halen

When somebody repeatedly taps on a woman’s clit until they have an eruption (squirt).

I Van Halened Sharon last night & she blasted all over my face!

by Sealclubber420 December 3, 2019

Hellen Keller

When a guy cums on a girls eyes and inside her ear and lets it dry so she can not see or hear. Then he must get head and have her mummble.

It really turns me on when katie mummbles while she gives me a Hellen Keller

by King Shawn October 23, 2006

Dirty halle

A dirty halle is when you sit on your partner’s stomach and poop on their bellybutton

Guy: dude I totally gave my girlfriend a dirty halle last night

by Bigdickman87878 April 14, 2020

hallelujah

1. An expression of joy or praise when a slow half wit finally cottons on to the painstaking obvious.
2. Expression used to signify having achieved a particular difficult lay.

1. Hallelujah, give the boy a bannana!
2. "Did u do er? hallelujah!

by Vikas Dhingra (Vee) July 4, 2003

Hellen Keller

When a girl gives you a blowjob and right before you cum you take you dick out fo her mouth and you cum in her eyes and in her ears. Then, you blindfold her until the cum drys.

Last night this girl bit my dick so i gave her a Hellen Keller.

by robert and connor February 3, 2008