Electronic Hobo

Someone who doesn't have access to his own computer and is forced to use other computers.

My pc died so I've become an e-hobo.

The power is out in the block so I'm an electronic hobo till it's back.

by Taawus December 21, 2011

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hobo dinner

When you shit into a square of tinfoil and wrap it up and leave it on someone's doorstep, conversely you could also leave it in the fire while camping with friends. Really it can be left anywhere: the inside of a hot car in the middle of summer, under the kitchen sink, under a bed anywhere that it can be found.

Friend #1: Steve left me a hobo dinner last night, the bastard!
Friend #2: Don't you like free food?
Friend #1: He shit into a piece of tinfoil!

by Migrantraven3200 November 23, 2016

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Hobo Baggins

A Hobitt without hole.

Suzewise Grungay was down on her luck. She just got evicted from her hole, and was not looking forward to her life as a Hobo Baggins.

by Bad News Bond July 27, 2016

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hobo sanctuary

a sacred, garbage filled place where hobos from around the globe will come to worship their holy cardboard box idol.

"You prick! There is no hobo sanctuary, you just made it up."
"Fuck you, I've been there!"

by Hosex November 02, 2007

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Employed Hobo

Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true possesions, clothes, tend to be hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.

Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from Mervyn's ten years ago. He rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work.

by Dogler February 20, 2014

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