Hamburger

A delicious food that can be served on many occasions. Known for being very delicious and meaty and cheezy. If people serve you a hamburger with not any kind of meat or meat replacement you are legally allowed to burn down their place of residence and their workplace. Also known for slowly starving out the world whilst you fat Americans keep eating them.

Now if you won't excuse me I have to burn down someones restaurant.😤
PI: Do you know that hamburgers are destroying the world?
PII: ¨Munching¨ What?
by Imjustheretocomplain December 12, 2018
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hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.
by CooterTooter December 10, 2015
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hamburger buns

When a woman's weight is disproportionatly shifted towards the rear, possibly due to eating hamburgers with secret sauce.
Damn that shit bounces... She got some hamburger buns
by 103939393 September 27, 2015
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Crazy Hamburger

"Yo that 360 no-scope was Crazy Hamburger"
by Ph4antom October 03, 2022
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Crazy Hamburger

A fitting reply for when a friend bombards you with information that is irrelevant to you or you don't care about.
Friend: "Did you hear? Loewe is selling a Spirited Away sweater for 4 figures!"
Me: "Wow, crazy hamburger"
Friend: "They look so bad, Im glad I cant even afford it, not worth my money"
Me: "CORAAZY HAMBORGAAAR"
by Brief Velkoz January 11, 2022
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Hamburger with the lot

I fucked a girl the other night and I think I got a hamburger with the lot
by Jamesvas September 07, 2018
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Hamburger Helper

A packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet. The consumer is meant to combine the contents of the box with browned ground beef ("hamburger"), water, and, with some varieties, milk to create a complete one-dish meal.
The Hamburger Helper mascot is "the Helping Hand" or "Lefty"—a four-fingered, left-hand white glove with a face on the palm and a red spherical nose. It often appears in the product's television commercials and on packages
by Wendysfg May 08, 2023
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