Shit the groomer

This sex is so hard that she involuntarily shits, and the defecation creeps up her pubic hair.

I was banging my girlfriend so hard she shit the groomer. She had crap up all and down her pubic hair.

by The Sleeze Disease November 19, 2025

Take my dog to the groomers

This phrase is code for sex

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”

by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019

Mr. Groom

Coolest teacher you’ll ever meet. Doesn’t like when you wear hats and can get peeved pretty easily. but still all around a pretty chill teacher. he may try to trip you in the cafeteria but it’s all in good fun. might throw your phone but it’s okay. nice shoes, hair is always slicked to the right

Student: i have mr. groom next year

other student: you lucky son of a gun!! he’s the best

by N1ckyPoo69 December 6, 2021