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bandoleer of grenades

A large group of unattractive girls, to be avoided at all costs. Directly related the party's Grenade Point Average.
I got invited to the engineering sorority's party the other day, and EVERY SINGLE CHICK WAS A GRENADE. It was a BANDOLEER of grenades...
by flamingzebra90 October 19, 2010
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Blotch Grenade

A fat ugly bitch who blows at life.
a blotch grenade is a Fat girl (BIG)
by aperson36 July 29, 2010
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AIDS Grenade

AIDS Grenade (noun): When you start hanging out with a chick who has AIDS, just so that everyone will think you close, and then when your enemies come out of the woodwork to bang her, they get AIDS.
Dude: 'Does Jim really bang that junkie chick who's always hanging around?'

Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'
by doktorj November 24, 2014
mugGet the AIDS Grenademug.

turd grenade

A thing that you call a person that is not cussing and is fun to say
by Burgerjohn April 25, 2020
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Crimson grenade

The act of taking out one's tampon and flinging it at one person or a crowd of people with the intention of:
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has

2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.
When Emily realized the line at the grocery store was too long, she lobbed a crimson grenade toward the crowd; clearing out the rest of the customers and allowing her to advance to the front of the line.
by Metcalfone July 29, 2015
mugGet the Crimson grenademug.

Chinese grenade

When a male is near climax he will run at full speed at the women's face while simultaneously trying to cum there's a 50% chance the male Will cum that's why it has its name the Chinese grenade.
Jimmy tried to chinese grenade his wife but he had a malfunction and just smacked his balls in her face
by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020
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Hand Grenade

Former Mayor of New York and future cast member of Orange is the New Black, Rudy Giuliani
"Rudy Giuliani is a hand grenade, he's going to blow us all up,"

-John Bolton
by Simone De' Salome October 15, 2019
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