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Gorilla strong

A type of overestimated strength usually due to a combination of alcohol drugs and a regular workout program.

This perceived strength normally gets you an over night stay in the county jail.
John Was gorilla strong which enabled him to smash out a car windshield with his bare hands , and subsequent arrest.
by Rctiger June 1, 2016
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Gorilla Punching

The act of taking your own fecal matter and shoving into the rectum of your enemy or sexual partner.
I'm going to clap your cheeks and then I will commence Gorilla Punching you like you very much so deserve.
by Grossman27 October 27, 2018
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Gorilla Spank

Heavy intentional slaps to the woman's behind with a semi-cupped palm in an effort to fully arouse her while also striking with about 90% of your complete force, usually accompanied with heavy gorilla-like groaning.
She waited until I was about to go before she wanted a spank so I had to give her a gorilla spank.
by Frideezy January 30, 2009
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Gorilla Pills

A slang term used for PCP.
Jack: Dude, Jane was wasted on Gorilla Pills last night...

Billy: ...Where can I get some?
by Ghost Walker February 9, 2012
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Gorilla in the Cave

A booger in the nose. When a person breathes, it looks like the arm of a gorilla trying to grab you.
Hey man, you got a gorilla in the cave. Here’s a tissue.
by Otta4Sho August 22, 2023
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River Gorilla

A drunk, unattractive, usually rather large female found floating down a river relentlessly searching for a mate, free beer, free food, and/or free cigarettes.

First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.

Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.
Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.
by dongkeeekong April 5, 2009
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gorilla cakes

by Jehri neutron January 20, 2014
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