Goose penis 

Another name for a circumcised penis.

"I heard that she only likes goose penis"

"I heard that guy doesn't have any sexual stamina because he has a goose penis"

Goose penis by Ant Champ October 23, 2008

GOOSE TURKEY 

When you look like a greasy mixture of a nasty ol goose and the horridness of a turkey......usually also got sickle toes

Get your nasty ol, "goose turkey", pickle egg scented titties off my leg.

GOOSE TURKEY by RLOVE March 3, 2003

goose shats 

to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.

he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.

goose shats by borWorm February 13, 2007

Goose Flu

The phenomenon of drinking an excessive amount of alcohol (grey goose in this case) and developing "flu-like" symptoms the next day.

Sal:Say, where was Jane at work today?
Rick:I dunno, says she has the swine flu, but sounds more like the Goose Flu!
Sal:Jane drinks too much!

Goose Flu by cptGRRR December 21, 2009

goose legs 

The act of doing a head stand while shitting out a goose and then chopping your own legs of and feeding it to a goose.

Man i want to goose legs you while driving a bus.

goose legs by TheGooseFlock December 17, 2013

goose pie 

Can be used as a replacement for any word in the dictionary. Often perceived to be a "dirty" word.

Larry - Hey be quiet!

Butch - Or What!?!

Larry - I'm gonna' take that "goose pie" and shove it up your #!@.

goose pie by Jonathon S. February 14, 2009