Fucking Golf Shoes

profanity used when you've ran out of marijuana

Fucking golf shoes, we're out of weed!

by Ashley Asthetic March 21, 2009

you play golf

The single worst roast you can recieve.

Jacob: ur mom gay
Me: shut the fuck up you play golf
Jacob: *dies*

by GravityIsUp March 27, 2018

golf ball cheeks

Someone with very large cheeks. They tend to look like golf balls on the face.

Adam: That girl has large cheeks.
Ben: Yes, they look like golf ball cheeks.

by Nimrod228 May 12, 2010

Golf Ball Hole

When a girl stands naked, legs together, at the top of her legs, before the naughty bits, there is sometimes a triangular shape where her legs curve back in and there is space between the thighs at the top.

Mainly this is only on tall, athletic or skinny girls, apparently this is ideal when you could just fit a golf ball through, as any bigger is deemed too big, and smaller is deemed too small.

-What do you like most in a girl? Boobs? Legs?

-No man, I'm all about the golf ball hole.

by *missfit* February 5, 2010

Hit Golf Balls

Slang for jerking off, ambiguous enough so your girl won't figure it out

I hit golf balls in the shower this morning.

by Adam32 July 26, 2007

golf ball head

This is what happens to a baby's head when its mother is a whore and she gets fucked alot.

His mama must have been a whore, look at all those dimples, he has a golf ball head.

by J. Dubya March 23, 2005

golf clap

another word for mastrubation

"What's taking him so long?"
"He's golf clapping!"

by Mahoney September 19, 2005