Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

De-glaze the Pan

De-glazing the pan is a method by which one removes leftover feces from the butt-crack. It most commonly occurs when the leftover poo causes a dry, itchy sensation in the anal region but, as it is dried on, cannot be easily removed with toilet paper. In order to combat this issue, the person in question waits until the anus area become moist with sweat, thereby making extraction of the offending fecal matter much easier. Thus, the "pan" has been "de-glazed" and one can continue in comfort.

"Dude, my ass is itching somthin' fierce, I can't wait til gym class so I can de-glaze the pan."

by 5seat January 22, 2014

Super Glazed Donut

Its when a guy pulls out and then cums all over your pussy and then fingers her to give her the glazed look

After he pulled out, he made my pussy turn into a super glazed donut

by HardAF August 13, 2015

Glazed jelly roll

The male jacks off, takes jizz in both hands and slowly but surely rubs it on a fat females back like tanning lotion and proceeds to motorboat her back rolls.

Bro, darius did that glazed jelly roll shit last night. hes disgusting.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011

glazed doughnut mustache

it's basically where a chick is sucking on a guy and he shoots his load on her face, mostly around her mouth. This makes it look like the chick just got done eating a glazed doughnut, hense the name.

Guy: Did you like it? Girl: Yes! glazed doughnut mustaches are my favorite!

by Gangstuh Nyki April 25, 2006

cherry glaze

when having doggy style sex, you get to climax but pull out, spit on her back (she will think you are done) blow your load in her face, and then punch her in the nose to make it bleed

dude do you see that chick with the broken nose? i totally cherry glazed her last weekend.

by tunaistheshit February 19, 2009

glaze her doughnut

v. during sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal), the guy cums (see: jizz, skeet) on and around the woman's pussy (see: pleasure hole, mysterious cavern of fun, monthly blood puker, HIV dispenser, penis garage)

Dave: Dude, last night i went out with Julie and i totally got to glaze her doughnut.
Jim: Niiice, how was it?
Dave: It was so good, i even gave her sprinkles.
Jim: Was it jelly filled?
Dave: No. Her period's not for a week or two.
Jim: Shit, dude, did you use protection? You're sure she's not ovulating?
Dave: Fuck no, protections for fags.
Jim: Looks like you could have a doughnut hole coming along in 9 months.

by a_Mak December 20, 2008