greek handshake

A reach around: where one reaches around another's body to grab their penis, either clothed or not.

A hand-job: where one massages another's penis, either clothed or not.

That chick gave me a greek handshake when she came up behind me.

by TheMadAussie December 17, 2008

Greek Incest

Incest occurring within a Greek family in sororities or fraternities. Common Greek incest occur as drunk make outs between your pledge mom's boyfriend's pledge son or anything along the lines of being in the same pledge family.

Frat guy 1: Dude, that Sigdelt is totally hot. I made out with her!
Frat guy 2: Isn't she your pledge dad's girlfriend's kid?
Frat guy 1: Yeah. So? She's not my real sister.
Frat guy 2: That's you're pledge sister! Greek incest!

by TokenAsian December 27, 2011

greek headlock

in wrestling match vs. an opponent you put your hand down the back of their pants and put your thumb in their butt-whole and your ring and middle finger in their vagina and pick them up like a six-pack

So my roommate was drunk and kept trying to wrastle me so I put her in a Greek head lock and took her to her room

Cheney was infuriated by G-dubs foreign policy so he put him in a Greek headlock.

by danimal799 July 11, 2010

greek gang bang

A guy who dreams of having sex with as many sheep as he can instead of counting them.

My friend at work is always having a Greek gang bang, even during lunch.

by The Dudester September 5, 2006

Greek Saddle

A man's ass. Used when referring to buttsex.

Tom wants to jump into and ride Dan's Greek Saddle.

by Big Momma Jerms July 29, 2005

Greek Mustache

When one, after anally penetrating one's partner, wipes one's fecal encrusted member across the partner's upper lip. Also called a "Dirty Sanchez". Can also be called a "Trojan Mustache", if partner is unsuspecting.

Rob: I was having sex with your mother last night and she surprised me with a Greek Mustache.
Bob: How dare you! In that context it's called a Trojan Mustache!
Rob: Sorry. Either way, your mom's got a dick. Not cool.
Bob: How dare you! ......!

by Urple September 4, 2006

greek sunglasses

...when a man sets his nuts over his partners eyes when getting a blow job or having his salad tossed

I gave that chick a sweet pair of greek sunglasses for tossin' my salad!

by Freak22 July 31, 2006