Gage

A white guy who is really sweet and amazing, but is a real bitch to anyone he does not like. He is usually from ohio or utah and favors a sport team that does not usually win. Instead of giving an explanation for doing something he will just tell them "no" to their face. He only dates girls named after alcoholic beverages. He despises crazy brunettes who are whores and obsess over him.

Did you really tell Kaitlin no?! Wowww, thats such a gage thing to do.

by pseudumbnym October 10, 2021

gage

Yet another synonym for marijuana. Also spelled 'gauge'. Probably from Sanskrit _ganja_. The term was most popular in the 1950s.

'Got to get some of that gage' said the old, indigent beatnik.
'Smokin and tokin, gage is my rage.'

by StarryGordon October 15, 2020

Gage kukucka

Little princess

He’s being a gage kukucka in the best way possible

by anonymous November 13, 2022

Gage

Usually a man with a very large penis who is excellent at rowing, gets “too many bitches to handle

Stranger- “who’s that absolute chad with the 9inch shlong?!”
Literally any female- “oh my gaaawd, it’s Gage!”

by President. Jinping November 21, 2021

gage

a bottom

"WOAH, look at that gage"
"HOLY SHIT THATS A BIG FAT GAGE"

by ababababaabbbababaaba January 1, 2023

Gage

A piss baby

“You’re being such a Gage right now.”

by Bonqueefa November 24, 2023

Gage Slyman

A person who destroys somebody's dreams by pulling out their happy trail.

He just had to be a Gage Slyman and pull out my happy trail at lacrosse practice.

by foreskinlover October 15, 2010