Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.

"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."

by BonerSlap June 21, 2017

the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare

The bodies are getting colder.
we are in the walls frank, don't act like you cant hear us.
we haven't forgotten you yet.

frank:What is that awful noise in the walls
the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare:We feast on your life force franklin...

by fiilo November 5, 2021

Kirk Franklin

Kirk Franklining youmeans you will get cussed out if you disrespect me and my family

We were having a reasonable conversation when someone said something out of pocket and I issued a warning telling them “don’t make me Kirk Franklin” you

by The original Queen Bee March 16, 2021

Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Franklin

The ugliest person you could meet. An unfunny person who no one likes. No one is attracted to him. He likes to draw. He smiles even though he has problems in his life. People call him frank

That is a Franklin. An ugly, unwanted, useless human.

by Ayah! Choy Oy!! November 9, 2019

Franklin

Franklin

Big pimpin, Never slippin, Show stoppin, Panty droppin, Often imitated, Never duplicated

Fml might as well leave now Franklin here now there won't be any pussy left

by Elganador415 November 23, 2021

franklin

small dicked man who loves to be on tinder often, his friends call him “ tinder man” because franklin loves to be on tinder 10 hours if the day and the rest 14 snorting la bolsita and drinking coffee

franklin it’s so small !

by bolsita man November 3, 2020