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flop mop

He was such a flop mop.
by CAtrito August 4, 2018
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Bop the flop

A term for beating the fuck out of your penis the word flopper originating from the popular game fortnite and bopping from the term smacking your cock first used by the user bowkill26
Brb finna go bop the flop nigga
by Dmfkgb May 23, 2023
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To brick-flop

Regular Verb; transitive.

To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish calque "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
Do you want to brick-flop a donkey everyday?
He just brick-flopped his mule.
Has he brick-flopped any donkeys yet?
That guy spends his mornings brick-flopping.
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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Foster Flop

Foster Flop is an Australian saying, humorously describing the inability to get an erection after drinking too much beer.

It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
Last night after the party I wanted to root her but I Foster flopped.

Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
by MoMaB July 22, 2012
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doo flop

A man with a very slouchy or droopy face.
by yeahboy43 November 6, 2017
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keg flop

When an obese person (generally male) bits the Keg hose up his anus and proceeds to belly flop into a pile of vomit.
Did you see Eli keg flop at that RAGER last night???
by BGBRLY December 6, 2019
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cum flop

where ur dick flops and falls on to the belly ur cum flops off and hits you in the eye!
last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.

simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018
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