Flirting with ~anxiety~

Snapchatting or texting someone you want to hook up with that you are under your weighted blanket so they respond with “I’ve never used one before” and you can tell them to come over.

Me: My weighted blanket is my only method of flirtation...
Anyone: What do you mean???
Me: I’m only used to flirting with ~anxiety~

by rt7821 September 21, 2020

chub flirt

an overweight, usually elderly man out of his prime that will attempt to be cute or flirtatious.

The term "chub flirt" is a 250 lbs. +, u-turn hair line, wears a clip on tie with a short-sleeved dress shirt; thick bi-focal glasses and a thick 70's throw-back moustache.

"That man is such a chub flirt..."

by rosso the crimson September 22, 2008

bitchy flirt

Someone who is flirting but has a bitchy attitude. Being a bitch in a flirtatious manner. A girl who is hot and has a resting bitch face will usually be a bitchy flirt.

She was being a bitchy flirt with that guy.

by Liltigger April 22, 2018

flirt blumpkin

To flirt with a person through text while on the toilet

I'm on the toilet but tbh u r like super cute lol Flirt blumpkin
Flirting, blumpkin, poop, sexual, toilet, boy, girl, attractive, awkward, weird gross, disgusting ,penis, bonner, horney, flirt

by frankiefootlong November 17, 2015

Boneless flirting

Flirting with no intention of anything serious; Flirting for fun

- I don't even want her for real, I was just boneless flirting.
- Braeden wasn't serious he was just boneless flirting.
- Gurlll, I be boneless flirting all the time.

by Kai Lou March 11, 2024

Flirt-by date

Just as products have sell-by dates for when the contents are deemed to be inedible, people who fancy themselves as charmers, should have flirt-by dates for when their flirtatious behaviour is deemed to be more than a little off putting. This is most likely the result of old age.

"Did you hear Jane caught John flirting with some young chick again and this time divorce is on the cards"
"Well I guess his flirt-by date is up!"

by leilawurm October 22, 2015

flirt

Someone who will shower you with compliments. But what are their intentions? I'll never know! If your first name begins with a W then you're likely a flirt.

Wow, Will, you're such a flirt!

by thatsensitivebich April 26, 2020