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Fiddler-shit

Fiddler shit means similar to “not giving a care in the world.” The name derives from Massachusetts,
specifically spoken by the residents in the Greater Boston area. Fiddler-shit is not to be confused with it’s close relative, fiddler-fart.
Kelly’s husband fiddler farted over at the fridge. Jake quickly smelled it, and Kelly apologized. Apparently he didn’t give a fiddler-shit and let one rip, blaming it on the salad cheese. The only explanation was to “hold your nose, Jake!”
by Conkywonky21 April 4, 2022
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Fuddle-Duddle

An elderly person who is slow, confused or just doesn't care about getting out of people's way. They may be nice and all, but they constantly stop while merging on the highway, stop in the middle of an isle of a store and stare blankly or they refuse to allow anyone in front of them in lines even though they aren't even sure why they're there in the first place. I have nothing against Fuddle-duddles, but please get out of my way as I'm usually in a rush and I need to be places now.
"I have to pick up some Advil, I'll only be....oh no! Get out of the way! No, over here! This way! Oh c'mon, look at me...PLEASE!!! Honestly, these Fuddle-duddles! Argh!!!"

All the while, this elderly woman is sitting on her walker, in the middle of the ONLY parking spot in the entire lot, trying to read her receipt she got from buying her groceries to make sure she wasn't jipped that five cents. Then when she finally looks up and notices you trying to be patient, she gives you the one-fingered salute and proceeds to ever so slowly make her way to her car which is parked at an angle, taking up two spots instead of one. :(
by Captain Loloch February 19, 2022
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Fiddler Skiddler

Guy who works at a truck tuning shop and gets banged by his boss for extra cash and blowcaine.
yo bro you a fiddler skiddler for the boss huh? you must really be jonesing home boy?
by spider-man gang gang home boy December 13, 2022
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Kiddy Fiddler

A person whose favourite activity is touching kids
John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.

Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.
by Suedunym February 23, 2023
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Ultimate Fiddler

A game where two people (male/female/both) sit on the floor with no pants and hold each other's elbow with one hand. With the other hand they masturbate to the sound of the fiddle in the song "When the devil went down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. All while making constant eye contact.

The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.
Him: Hey girl, do you want to play the Ultimate Fiddler?

Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!
by BigVeinyCurvyDick October 5, 2023
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bundle of fuddle

The phenomena that occurs when a group of individuals travel to small towns for short trips. Drinking alcohol usually coincides with a bundle of fuddle and the following day tends to be humorous and result in newly created words and jokes.
everyone can use a good bundle of fuddle from time to time
by cheesebun December 6, 2011
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fuddle

to fuck and cuddle; to alternate between fucking and cuddling.
Lets go fuddle and spend all day in bed.
by Alice Talice November 2, 2010
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