Sale cancer

The condition of dying from a lack of phasmaphobia sales

I am dying of sale cancer

by Sale cancer October 26, 2020

sales-dupont

Fat man who thinks he is athletic when he is fat

Your so full of yourself you must be a Sales-Dupont

by Family name definitoons March 16, 2016

sales-dupont

Fat Danish wanker

That's guy is such a Sales-Dupont he's fat Danish and a wanker

by Family name definitoons March 17, 2016

bag sale

1. A female with an ugly face but a hot body.

She looked hot at first but when she turned around she was a total bag sale!

by joshy rotten August 24, 2008

Jard Sale

It's a yard sale. But they took sounding it out to another level

Come to my Jard Sale. I'm selling things in my yard.

by He-he-ha-he June 10, 2025

sales and cervix

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.

Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.

by QuacksO October 08, 2023

Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 20, 2012