footsketball

when a man is tied down by a woman, and the woman ferociously gropes the man’s balls which he can’t do anything about

i was with this girl last night, and she footsketballed me

by ryut November 25, 2023

Footscrazy

Footscray 3011

Meet me at Footscrazy next to the Station

by BigPolski April 6, 2024

Footscray barbecue

A method of conflict resolution in neighbourhood disputes, whereby the party who believes that they have been wronged over a minor misdemeanour, places a bag of dog faeces in the offending neighbour's mailbox, douses them with a half a cup of metho / 2 stroke fuel etc and sets them on fire.
(Relating to Footscray, a particularly rough / working class suburb in Melbourne, Australia.)

"Man! Kylie Minogue was so pissed, she went over to the other side of Ramsay Street and gave Jason Donovan a Footscray barbecue!"

by Fangz-bedangz May 12, 2024

foilsplaining

When a conspiracy theorist explains a conspiracy in a condescending and increasingly agitated manner as if their audience is not smart enough to comprehend the intricacies of the conspiracy.

That guy spent an hour foilsplaining how we never went to the moon because ancient aliens shot JFK.

by IrickK July 3, 2024

fontsplain

(verb): to clarify names, styles, anatomy, or general characteristics of fonts, especially to people that do not care

A: "I can't believe Charli used this cover. It's just Helvetica on a green square!"
B: "Actually, it's a skewed version of Arial."
A: "Please don't fontsplain to me in public ever again."

by Noah Farjani September 4, 2024

Foist

The way Scottish singer-songwriter Donovan pronounces "First" in his 1967 hit song "There is a Mountain. This occurs at the 2:23 mark in the single version.

"First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is. Foist there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.

by Salamander65 December 23, 2024

foidslop

Used to describe media or activities that women (in incel terminology, "foids"/"femoids") consume or partake in.

Guy 1: Bro have you seen the anime Nana?
Guy 2: Hell no, that's foidslop.

by pogville March 8, 2026