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Someone who does not believe in regular bathing, or, a person whose body odor develops before they can bathe again. Also a good insult for somebody you dislike that is in either of the former categories above.
Hey, look! It's the Ignorant Dude who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice!
by RatchetBoo June 4, 2003
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fetus tapper

Normally a sexual act performed by an ex boyfriend, preferably when the fetus carrier is pregnant with someone elses child.
He is out being a "fetus tapper" again!
by No Standards July 24, 2009
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fetus omlet

a deliciouse omlet, normally including eggs and bacon.
mlee- im gonna go make a fetus omlet

kady-mmmm sounds delicious...
by mleekd June 3, 2009
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dorsal fetus

a parasite shaped like a fetus that attatches itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to syphon nutrients to itself
woah did you see debby?
yea she has a monstrous dorsal fetus!
by SwabbyLeftNut April 19, 2011
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Lint Fetus

The sodden lint that comes out of a woman’s belly button when she’s cleaning cum out of it.
I pulled out, came on her belly and later she developed a full on lint fetus.
by Shag the Fab June 12, 2011
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fetus link

when two small children, who are so small and young that they can be also classified as 'fetuses', participate in pre-pubic sex. This could be any small child who has not hit puberty yet.
"I heard Nancy lets her kids fetus link in the basement." -nancy's neighbor

Charlie: "Mom, can I spend the night at carly's house?"
Mom: "as long as you don't fetus link!"
by Mark Tang June 12, 2008
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