N. A fairy that lives in your vagina, it restrict what objects enter into your vag. If it doesn't like what it sees, it works it's magic and turns the said object into stone... forever. Every female is equipped with a vag fairy, free of charge.
Ex. The man walked around clueless as to why his genitalia had been turned to stone; Holga laughed and thanked her vag fairy.
by Janearah December 1, 2009
Get the Vag Fairymug. The sneaky douche bag who does douchy things in secret, most often stealing perfectly good food from your fridge while you're sleeping, and throwing straight in the trash.
Yo dog, this morning I woke up and my bucket of KFC was in the trash. I think I got visited by the douche fairy!
by Piros August 16, 2011
Get the Douche Fairymug. A pathetic individual who magically appears in a girls bedroom late night (usually after being drunk dialed by the female). He proceeds to eat box like it was his last meal at Golden Corral. These men are too nice to ask for the favor to be reciprocated and, at best, are left with traces of premature ejaculation on their boxers.
Tripp: How was your night Andy?
Andy: Went muff diving and got received nothing in return.
Tripp: Fuckin' snatch fairy. That's the third time this week.
Andy: Went muff diving and got received nothing in return.
Tripp: Fuckin' snatch fairy. That's the third time this week.
by GastoniaClamSlammer December 10, 2010
Get the Snatch Fairymug. by Devon Blosch March 21, 2007
Get the SketchUp Fairymug. by chowdog April 23, 2006
Get the Butt Fairymug. A ganja fairy is someone thats known for holding weed. Mostly known as a woman, sometimes a man. usally this person is holding Really good weed
by GfAaNiJrAy January 1, 2009
Get the Ganja Fairymug. by jasoncart December 24, 2008
Get the fairy muffmug.